GDOZILA NES CREPEYPSTAS: RETRUN O RED

YREAS AFTER I PLAYED THE GDOZILA HAUNTED MNSTRES O MNSTRES CARTILAGE I FOUND THE GAAME AGEN SO I THROUGH IT AT A WALL ND IT BRAKE INTO TEN PEACES
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOE THAT HYPER RELESTIQUE THINGS WOULDS HAPPEN LATRE
SUDDENLY RED (TIKI FACE GUY) SHOWED UP AND SAID "IM BACK FOR TWO MA GROG SPARKLEDEMON!!!" AN HE SUCKED ME (into the game)
I WKOKE AP IN THE UNFROGIVIN CLODD AND GDOZILA HELPED ME UP, HE SAID "₯₵¢ƒ₰№₩₨¥¥¥¥♥♥♥♥♥¿¿" AND I WAZ SCURD BUT THEN HE SAID "DON'T BE AFRED LITTLE ONE I ONLY WNANT TO HLEP YOU" ND THEN I WUNT SCRED ANYMORE.
"MY OTHER MONTER FREINDS WERE KNADNIPPED BY ROD AND HIS BAD MANS, WE NED TO DO SUMTHIN" GDOZILA SAID "I WOD DO IT MY SLEF BUT I AM SO WEAK FROM THAT ALOT OF BAD MANS"
"DON WRORY GDOZERA I WILL HELP SAVE YER MONTER FRENNDS" I SAID
"THANK YOU BILLY"
"MY NAM NOT BILY BUT YROU WECLOME ENNY WAY"
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WE FAWT THRU ARMYS OF AWESOMELY SPRITED BAD MANS LIKE MUMIES AND BROKOLIS, AND THEN WE FOUND ANGYOORIS, HE SAID "THNK YOU FFRO RELEEESNG MOI"
MARTHRA WAS IN A BRID KAGE, WE BEAT UP HEDORAH, AND THN HE CRYED AND HUNG HIMSLEF, "THNAK YOW" MORTHRUH SAID
FINALY WE CRONERED RED IN HIS BAD MANS HIDOWT, HE SAID "YOU MAY HAVE ME NOW BUT I STILL HAVENT REVLEADED MY TREU FROM!" THEN RED TRUNED INTO HIS TROU FORM, IT WAS

''TED MILLER''

! "HA MAWA HWA HAW HMA, YOU ARE JUST PARASSITES ON MY MASIVE STRONG" HE GROULLED WHILE EATING TWENTY THOUSAND CHESEBOIGAS
"BUT PARASSITES STRONG TOO!" ALL MONTERS SAID, AND SOLOMON ND ACARCINOGENIOUS SHWOED UP TOO FRO SOM RAISINS
"MMM THIS RAISINS GOOD BILY" SAID SOLOMON
"MY NAME NOT BILYYYYY!!!" I THEN PICK UP SOLOMON ACACTUSIOUS AND HEDORRHEA'S DEAD CORPSE AND THREW THEM AT TED MILLER
"HA HA HA IT SI NO USE I AM TED MILER XOLTA, RULRE OF TNIHGS, NOW YUO DIE, AND I FAEST ON YOUR FELSH!" ROARED TEDMILRE
"NOOO MY FELSH IS IMPROTED" SCREAMED ACHARGINCHUCKIOUS
"I'LL HADNLE THIS" SUDDNELY FACE SHOWED UP AND ATE ALL OF TED MILLRES GROSS AVERYTHENG
"ACK MY ONE WEEKNSES, NOOOOOO MY POWOR IS DIWNDLENG" SCREAMED TED MILAR XOLTAR AS HE SHRINK INTO ANT SIZE
"MONTER WORLD IS SAFED!" ROARED ALL MONTERS "NOW YOU MUST RETRUN TO YOUR WORLD NOT-BILLY"
MY FINAL WORDS TO THE MONTSTERS AS I RETRUNEDS TO MY WORLD WERE "CLOSE ENOOOOOOUGH"
THE FIN
ALSO BEHIND YOU!!!